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Fighting Crime in the Streets Together - Batman/Rancid/The Used, Tim/Lars, Tim/Bert, R. Mpreg. Takes place in the near future. Pretend Lars and Bert aren't married. The title comes from the Rancid song Sidekick. Thanks to thestarscollid for help.

She Said Tim, Where Ya Been? - Rancid gen, PG-13. The story is about Tim Armstrong and Tim Armstrong. Takes place during the 2009 Let The Dominoes Fall tour, though I don't adhere to the actual tour dates/places. The title comes from the song Memphis.

I'm a Lesser-Known Character - Tim/Matt, PG-13. Takes place in 1991, when they were approx. 25. The title and some events in the story come from the Rancid song Sidekick.

Easier Than Baseball - Tim/Matt friendship only, PG. Takes place in 1976 when they were approx. 10 years old.

Home - Tim/Matt friendship only, PG.

Gonna Find You - The Used/Operation Ivy; Tim/Branden, Tim/Bert, Tim/Quinn, Bert/Quinn, Matt/Jeph. NC-17. Takes place in early 2001, then in April 1988. In early 2001 The Used existed as a band but weren't successful yet. In April 1988 Operation Ivy was touring. My reference for the 1988 show is these videos. For xstunt_pilots.

Only One Rule - Tim/Lars, R. Takes place in 2003.

California Son - Tim/Bert, NC-17. Warning for incest. Takes place in the summer of 2009, when both bands are between/done with touring.

Collapsed - Bert/Quinn, NC-17. Takes place before the band formed, when Bert and Quinn were 17 or 18. For xstunt_pilots.

Tim Armstrong Grows Tentacles and Fucks Bert McCracken - Tim/Bert, NC-17. Warning for tentacle sex. Takes place during Rancid's Summer 2009 tour.

Best Friends - Tim/Lars (Rancid), PG-13.

We'll Kill Hitler Tomorrow: A Love Story - Bert/Quinn, NC-17.

I've Woken Up From Dreams - Bert/Quinn, NC-17, gender swap.

The Woman With Four Arms - Lyn-Z/Alison, Bert/Gerard implied, NC-17, blood play.

Five Times Bert Put His Dick in Gerard's Mouth to Make Him Stop Talking, and One Time He Didn't - Bert/Gerard, Bert/Quinn implied, NC-17

Dean Butterworth Thinks You Are a Flaming Homosexual - Bert/Quinn, R. Takes place during the recording of Lies for the Liars. At this time Branden Steineckert had been kicked out of the band and Dan Whitesides hadn't joined the band yet, so Dean Butterworth recorded all the drum parts for this album.

The Beginning and the End - Bert/Quinn, Bert/Gerard, R.

The Master of Fractions - Bert/Quinn, Bert/Quinn/Jeph, NC-17. Takes place after Brandon was kicked out of the band, before they started recording Lies for the Liars.

The Girl Who Lived Forever - Bert/Gerard, NC-17. Kid-fic.

Five Times Bert and Gerard Made Each Other Happy, and One Time They Didn't - Bert/Gerard, NC-17.

Last Words - Gen, PG-13. It all started when Pete Wentz died in a fire.

Editing - Bert/Gerard. PG-13.

Still - Bert/Quinn, Bert/Gerard. PG-13.

Blood - Bert/Quinn, Bert/Gerard. PG-13.

War - Bert/Quinn. PG-13.

Clean - Bert. PG.

Rain - Bert/Gerard. NC-17.

Hard to Get - Bert/Gerard. R.

Talent - Bert/Gerard. PG-13.

Camp - Bert/Quinn. PG-13.

Drunk Sex - Bert/Quinn. R.

Late Calls - Bert/Quinn. PG-13.

Secrets - Bert/Gerard. PG-13. Bert didn't have many secrets.

Brian's List - Brian/Bert/Jeph. R.

Prince - Jeph/Frank. NC-17.

Biology - Bert/Gerard, Pete/Patrick. NC-17. High School AU.

The Trials of Marriage - Gerard/Lyn-Z. PG-13. Her friend warned Lindsey that marriage would change her.

Easy - Bert/Quinn. PG-13. He falls in love too easily.

Smell - Frank/Jamia/Gerard implied only. PG. In retrospect, Jamia really should've said something the second week of the tour, when Gerard was standing outside a venue and someone threw a quarter into his coffee cup.

Your Brother's Lips - Bert/Mikey. PG-13. Bert was tragically sober and needed some excitement. "I fucked your brother."

Tinkerbell - Bert/Quinn kidfic. PG-13. Their conversation was interrupted when the baby woke up and let out a high-pitched scream, then sputtered and threw up on her chin. Quinn winced. "Well, at least we know she's yours."

A Bad Idea - Frank/Mikey friendship. PG-13. Frank was in awe of Mikey Way.

Shotgun - Bert/Dan. R. Dan knew the rumors about Bert weren't true.

Gasp - Bert/Gerard. NC-17. Bert liked Gerard the most when he smelled like death.

No Checks - Gerard/Brian Kinney from QAF. PG-13. Brian brings home an annoying trick.

So Hard - Bert/Brian Schechter. R. Brian's life is so hard.

Tell All Your Friends - Bert/Pete. NC-17. "Don't talk." Bert spit into his hand.

Ninja Kisses - Bert/Quinn. R. Bert had been clean for six days.

Questions - Gerard/Bert. NC-17. The first time Bert saw him he just wanted to pin him on the ground and rub his dick all over his pretty, pretty face.

At the End of the World - Gerard/Bert, Gerard/Lyn-Z, Frank/Jamia, Bert/Alison. R. Bert threatens to leak his and Gerard's sex tape.

Short-Term Parking - Bert/Gerard. NC-17. Gerard visits Bert during the recording of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.

Interior Design - Gerard/Lyn-Z. PG-13. Gerard is supposed to work on the house while Lynz is gone for a few days.

In Your Eyes - Gerard/Bert. R. Gerard does John Cusack.

You Look Pretty Low - Gerard/Bert. NC-17. Bert thought it was about time he stopped flirting and got down to business.

The Best Day of Our Lives - Gerard/Frank, Gerard/Eliza, Frank/Jamia. PG-13. Gerard plans his wedding.

You Sleep Like Music - Patrick/Pete, R. Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.

Open to Interpretation - Gerard/Bert, R. Gerard visits Bert right before his surgery.

The Way Your Make-Up Stains My Pillowcase - Gerard/Pete friendship, Pete/Mikey. PG-13. Gerard is happy to get a quiet night to himself, and then Pete shows up.

Gerard Saves Lives! - Gerard/Pete frienship, Pete/Mikey implied, R. One afternoon Gerard knocked on the door of Pete's tour bus and announced that he was there to save his life.

Interesting - Patrick/Pete, Patrick/Gerard, R. Patrick has a crush. Pete wants to help.

Pancakes and Blowjobs, Hashbrowns and Blood - Patrick/Pete, NC-17. They meet, they have angst, they have breakfast, they have sex.

 

by Valerie